Of course, there's a little more to the story than those numbers would imply. For one thing -- and OK, we admit, it's a pretty big thing -- you get 20 acres of land on Hawaii's Big Island. Still, we like that the Realtor gamely also touts the "full kitchen and bath," not to mention a carport that fits not one but two cars!
Watch "Broken News Daily" below, and visit the Hawaiian property's listing on Yahoo! Homes for the Sotheby's full description and many more pictures.
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